Bandage Art Fan Gifts

"It feels good to unwind..."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

The Land Before Mimes.

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

Viggo Mortensen

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

Alberto Giacometti.

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

Medical Supplies

Frontispiece for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

"If you need anything just wink."

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

"Anyone for tennis?"

"Isaias has made landfall, bars, beaches, tattoo parlors and schools will all be open."

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

Miguel Ferrer

'Any reason why I can't keep him in that cast?'

"Are you in there, Mr Elkins?"

Big circus elephant balancing on one foot

For sake of patient Doctor Jones tries to temper his personal dislike of mimes.