Band T-shirt Collector Pillows

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Oh, this old thing?"

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

I accepted an early retirement buy out and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

I'm With Stooped

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

Humans are 100% recyclable.

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

I e-bay t-shirt.

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"Roger, give me the shirt … it’s time."

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

I heart bypass t-shirt.

'Overnight delivery of 500 'I survived the tornado' T-shirts!'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

Witty T-Shirt Guy

"Leftovers"

'My son was nailed to the cross and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'