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"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

Jeff Beck.

Guitarist

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Boptimism

Women's Martial Arts Center

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"This is off our first TikTok."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"People, the facts are inescapable. Any ideas on how we can ignore them?"

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

Sloth traffic jam.

Around the piano

Air Sitar.

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

'Without management consultants how is the NHS meant to instigate forward facing paradigm shifts in it's client nourishment product and policy integration strategisation?

Martial arts and clumsiness.

'He uses rim shots instead of banging on his gavel.'

Santana Claus

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

'Not all my kids went to the dogs...some of them went to the cats.'

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

Two boys rehearsing,

"I'm in the Bbm7 of my discontent."

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

Things that bands can do

And Eddy knew, this meant overtime work. A LOT of overtime work.

"I'm not at all comfortable with the way that guy's evolving."

'It took me a while to find this gem, but the acoustics in this cave are amazing: let's jam!'

"Earl is stuck on that note again. Give him a good kick."

"Thanks for sitting through the encore."

'Got any ideas for a band name?'

'That's it, gentlemen! You've just had your last vuvuzela band practice!'