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Santana Claus

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Boptimism

Women's Martial Arts Center

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"This is off our first TikTok."

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

Around the piano

Sloth traffic jam.

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

Air Sitar.

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

"I can hear Jingle Bells!"

Martial arts and clumsiness.

'He uses rim shots instead of banging on his gavel.'

Christmas Group Therapy.

'Not all my kids went to the dogs...some of them went to the cats.'

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- What are you running for?'

Guitarist

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

Two boys rehearsing,

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

"I'm in the Bbm7 of my discontent."

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

Things that bands can do

'I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is Wally fell into the sanding machine. The good news is he's nice and smooth.'

Tambourine.

'It took me a while to find this gem, but the acoustics in this cave are amazing: let's jam!'

'You mean we've all been playing different songs? I wonder how long that's been going on...'

'Advertisers target everyone except me.'

Supermarket Jam.