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Santana Claus

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Boptimism

Women's Martial Arts Center

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Jeff Beck.

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"This is off our first TikTok."

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

Sloth traffic jam.

Around the piano

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

Air Sitar.

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

"I can hear Jingle Bells!"

Martial arts and clumsiness.

'He uses rim shots instead of banging on his gavel.'

Christmas Group Therapy.

Two boys rehearsing,

'Not all my kids went to the dogs...some of them went to the cats.'

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- What are you running for?'

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

"I'm in the Bbm7 of my discontent."

Guitarist

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

Things that bands can do

'I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is Wally fell into the sanding machine. The good news is he's nice and smooth.'

Tambourine.

"Earl is stuck on that note again. Give him a good kick."

'It took me a while to find this gem, but the acoustics in this cave are amazing: let's jam!'

'Got any ideas for a band name?'

'You mean we've all been playing different songs? I wonder how long that's been going on...'

'Advertisers target everyone except me.'