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"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Six jazz instruments.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

Louis Armstrong.

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

"If you want to sing in our band, you'll have to overcome your fear of using double negatives."

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

Guitar Hero.

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

'I'm with the band.'

'The global economy supplies basic tools. A lot of us get the axe.'

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Bassoon practice.

"My lawyer doesn't trust my agent who doesn't trust the director who doesn't trust the screenwriter who doesn't trust me. All perfectly normal."

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

Orchestra