Banana T-Shirts

"We're actually gonna skip the appetizers and entrée and have the banana split and banana pudding for dessert."

"Just be yourself."

Apples for sale

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Banana Split...

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Apple Pie Abduction

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

Plum jam...

"Believe me it's only an apple."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Apricots

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"No. You turn over."

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

Lovers dressed as pears