Banana T-Shirts

"We're actually gonna skip the appetizers and entrée and have the banana split and banana pudding for dessert."

"Just be yourself."

Apples for sale

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Banana Split...

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Apple Pie Abduction

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Peel poker.

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

Plum jam...

End of Year Figs.

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"No. You turn over."

Apricots

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

'I don't care if you are a big banana, I'm the big cheese around here!'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"