Banana Smoothie Sipper Pillows

'I know that you are all very excited about our new student,'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Sparkling Water

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Bryan Ferry

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Beach flirting

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

A very fine vintage

"I'm a retriever but I prefer 'Go-Getter'."

Complaints Desk

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'

'Enjoying a snifter of brandy by the fire...'

A Transformer for grownups

"Detox is two doors back, bro' - this is retox!"

Anton's Bar and Grill

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

'If you're into preparing healthy meals then I recommend the apricot brandy. It contains the antioxidant beta carotene.'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'I told you to sip it!'

Can I get you another coffee?

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

"Nope, no need to smell the cork."

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

'Put an olive in it please. My doctor says I need more greens and less alchohol.'