Today's Sermon: The Fall Of Man
Banana Peel Punster Pillows
Bring a humorous touch to their home decor with our banana peel punster pillows. Soft, playful, and full of clever wordplay, these pillows add a cheerful vibe to any sofa or bed.
"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."
Chicken soup for the sole.
'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'
Standings: Milky Way Conference
Atlas working out with the earth as his exercise ball.
Technical Terms Explained: Suckers.
"I do lover a good prawn film!"
"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."
'Its a dogwood tree. I can tell by its bark.'
You heard right - one large cheese pizza, and tell the driver to take it out of the box and leave it in the yard,
Deviled HamDeviled Eggs.
"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."
"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."
"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."
"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"
They just found two more dark moons around Uranus. Are you winding up to some sort of sophomoric joke? No, they really do think they found two new moons there. Kind of suspicious, if you ask me. As long as I can remember, Uranus had 27 moons, and the Solar System had 9 planets, including Pluto. Now those numbers change all the time. Next thing you know, they'll be telling us we have to Uranuses. Yeah ... pretty sure you're winding up to some sort of sophomoric joke.
Sure, Jupiter's the biggest, but I hear he uses Asteroids to build up his bulk!
'Now that we can walk upright, we have to be especially careful about banana peels.'
The vegan hunter
"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."
Larry's Literary Market.
Apple talks to banana, as pear looks on, saying: 'Look, it's hard to explain ??" you're just a funny guy, OK?'
"Lots of people want to hold me, but no one really cares."
How the planets of the solar system are known to their friends
"After 40, the body has a mind of its own."
'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'
International Carrot Day April 4th
Vegan Insomnia
'He's a nice guy, but those tectonic plates of his really weird me out.'
"Here, try this anti-dandruff fertiliser my gardener recommended."
"Of course, in life he was allergic to them."
Leaflet
"Processed food was his undoing. He was eating a salad sandwich in the warehouse, when a pallet of pork pies fell on him!"
"Maybe if I unplug it and plug it in again, it'll fix the mess."
Banana Peel Punster Pillows Collection
Banana Peel Punster Mugs
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Banana Peel Punster Prints
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Banana Peel Punster T-Shirts
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