Banana Peel Prankster Pillows

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

Doughnut Criminals

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

Wishing Well

'Now that we can walk upright, we have to be especially careful about banana peels.'

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

"After the aversion therapy, please feel free to take home any pie remnants."

"And if anything goes wrong I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

Go Veggie...

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

"Yeah, I've been radio-tagged by scientists, so once a week, out of spite, I do something irrational just to mess up their data..."

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

Recombinant DNA Lab.

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

Tiny restaurant portion. Man finds magnifying glass amongst cutlery.

'Nice Touch!'

'Yeah, these work great...give me five dozen!'

'I'll have the custard pie please.'