Banana Peel Prankster Mugs

Caution - slippery surface.

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

Doughnut Criminals

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

Wishing Well

'Now that we can walk upright, we have to be especially careful about banana peels.'

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

"After 40, the body has a mind of its own."

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

'Nice Touch!'

"Yeah, I've been radio-tagged by scientists, so once a week, out of spite, I do something irrational just to mess up their data..."

Recombinant DNA Lab.

Tiny restaurant portion. Man finds magnifying glass amongst cutlery.

"And if anything goes wrong I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

Go Veggie...

"After the aversion therapy, please feel free to take home any pie remnants."

Practical Jokes in the Science Lab. Watch this -- That chair is made of anti-matter.

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'