Ballroom Sage Gifts

'They say she's the toast of London society. More like crumpet!'

Demure lady with gloves

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Diamond outfits

Blue Dress and Feather

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Dance.

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

"Ballroom dancing helps us over our rough spots."

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

The Dancing Academy

How's my Jiving?

'How about this for the masked ball?'

"I need to take a call. Argue amongst yourselves."

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

'You dance like my mother.'

A woman in a purple gown playing the piano

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

'I realize I'm making a huge salary... but I gotta be me.'

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

Minuet

'When he said he was interested in balls I thought he meant football.'

Queen

Feathers and Cape

How's My Jiving?

Empty Dress