Ballroom Sage T-Shirts

'They say she's the toast of London society. More like crumpet!'

Demure lady with gloves

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Diamond outfits

Blue Dress and Feather

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

Dance.

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

"Ballroom dancing helps us over our rough spots."

'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

The Dancing Academy

'How about this for the masked ball?'

"I need to take a call. Argue amongst yourselves."

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

'You dance like my mother.'

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

A woman in a purple gown playing the piano

'I realize I'm making a huge salary... but I gotta be me.'

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

Minuet

Empty Dress

'When he said he was interested in balls I thought he meant football.'

Queen

A Trying Moment.

How's My Jiving?

Feathers and Cape