Ballroom Dancing Gifts

'Your feet are killing me!'

'Perhaps someone ought to tell him it takes two to tango.'

Dance.

"I know he's not that much to look at but you should see him tango."

"And what gives you the uneasy feeling that my workers comp claim is under investigation?"

How's My Jiving?

Quicksand.

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

'You dance divinely!'

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

Drinking with the stars.

Since we started taking dancing lessons, I really look forward to coming home.

Emergency Seamstress

Dancing.

'What's the meaning of waltzing in here unannounced?'

"I'm pretty sure I could teach you to dance, It's just like our relationship: one step forward, three steps back,"

A pair of chickens tango.

Couple dancing with spurs.

"Ballroom dancing helps us over our rough spots."

"For our anniversary I bought ballroom prancing lessons."

School of Dance

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

"Wendell and I dropped our tango lessons. They were starting to take us over."

Dance Partner

'Now THAT'S what I call great elevator music!'

'Clear the floor, vacuum nose, and watch how the tango is really done!'

Dancing Man

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

Charleston dance.

"I'm not doing the quick step, I need the loo!"

"Rupert, how many times do I have to tell you, do not, I repeat, do not, have balls in my house!"

A man and woman ballroom dance.

"I don't mind you complaining, but please do it in time with the music."

It was in that moment Tiny Tim knew ballroom dancing was just the thing for him.

"Stop talking. This is a cha cha, not a chat chat!"