Ballpark Legend Pillows

Born to play ball.

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"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Pete Sampras

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

Currently Boston

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

'I've been transferred again.'

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

"Did you really just tell me to keep my eye on the ball?"

'Congratulations, Hightower. You now lead the league in untainted urine samples.'

"He's brutal but considerate - that's his victims' support number, NHS direct."

"Well, once again I find myself all pumped up with no place to go."

Baseball Angels

"This new NFL video is great! It factors in the strength of each team's offense, defense, special teams and legal teams."

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

Long jumper in mid air realizing there is a kid burying his dad in the sand like at the beach,

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."

'Two beef and pork by-products and a turkey dog, please!'

'Next time up, I'm calling my shot: I'm pointing to the catcher's mitt.'

'Yo, Bob! I think a heckler just nailed me with something. What's on my back?'