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"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Shakespeare was bisexual

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

The Proust of Twitter

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

Currently Boston

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Some Hamlet-based puns

Shakespeare in the clink

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

'To woof or not to woof...'

Ham-Dram

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

To Be/Not To Be

William Shakespeare

Shakespeare reading.

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'

"Renovating your bathroom?"

"Mrs. Shakespeare, can Will come outside and write a play?"

TWIN-KILLING CHOREOGRAPHY

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

William Shakespeare

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'