Ballpark Bard Gifts

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Shakespeare was bisexual

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

The Proust of Twitter

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

Currently Boston

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Some Hamlet-based puns

Shakespeare in the clink

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

'To woof or not to woof...'

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

Ham-Dram

William Shakespeare

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'

Shakespeare reading.

To Be/Not To Be

"Renovating your bathroom?"

"Mrs. Shakespeare, can Will come outside and write a play?"

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

William Shakespeare

TWIN-KILLING CHOREOGRAPHY

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

What's with the big gang of Scottish troubadors? Bards of the heather flock together!

... Scooby or not Scooby ... The bard is trying to think of a name for Hamlet's dog.