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'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Currently Boston

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate."

TWIN-KILLING CHOREOGRAPHY

Expansion 2000: The Baton Rouge Ball Boys

'Oh come on, there's only one of them, you just have to keep an eye out.'

'He looks great in the field, but can he bat?'

Shows Bundt

"I can't wait to get to the campground...back to mother nature!"

Born to play ball.

Referee penalises footballer for using a tissue.

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

Gardening for Beginners

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'

Dave always likes to amuse himself by accusing the sausages of heresy before he throws them on the fire!

'Yo, Bob! I think a heckler just nailed me with something. What's on my back?'

"Why yes I am a NASA engineer. Why do you ask?"

"OK maybe we should try a different sport."

'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'

'...The athletic trainer's coming with the WD-40.'

Before baseball, raccooning enjoyed a brief stint as the national pastime.

'See that? Every single time he gets the ball, he takes too many steps, and they never call it.'

'Looks like rain. I'm finishing for the day!'