Ballpark Comedian Prints

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Currently Boston

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

You'll understand after you see him pitch.

"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate."

TWIN-KILLING CHOREOGRAPHY

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

Expansion 2000: The Baton Rouge Ball Boys

'Oh come on, there's only one of them, you just have to keep an eye out.'

"I can't wait to get to the campground...back to mother nature!"

Born to play ball.

'He looks great in the field, but can he bat?'

Shows Bundt

Referee penalises footballer for using a tissue.

Gardening for Beginners

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

"OK maybe we should try a different sport."

Dave always likes to amuse himself by accusing the sausages of heresy before he throws them on the fire!

'Yo, Bob! I think a heckler just nailed me with something. What's on my back?'

"Why yes I am a NASA engineer. Why do you ask?"

Baseball contract signing gloves.

'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'

'Professional ice hockey is banning hits to the head...players may now back into each other when leaving the NHL parking lot.'

'...The athletic trainer's coming with the WD-40.'

'See that? Every single time he gets the ball, he takes too many steps, and they never call it.'

Well, Barbara, you can teach me the difference between a weed and a flower all day long, but I can't guarantee my aim is all that accurate anyway.

Before baseball, raccooning enjoyed a brief stint as the national pastime.

You're right. He's gonna throw the change-up.