Field Comedian Prints

"Gesundheit."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"Static cling."

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'For Sale by Neighbor'

"That was definitely mine."

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

Shocking cows and chickens with the ingredients of the cake.

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

"Ok, let's try it one last time. It's 'Ahhhhhh'..."

A centi-stampede.

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

Grassy breath?

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

'She says her stomachs ache.'

Tropical Cow Tank

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'