Balloon Lover T-Shirts

"But, remember, you're responsible for your own happiness."

Valentines Balloons

"Of course it's safe. Even has an airbag."

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

Inflating helium balloons to transport them.

"You're gonna be fine, honey. We're taking you to an acupuncturist"

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Puffer fish balloon vendor

The edge of the universe

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'I don't know if I like him listening to that pop music.'

Inhaling Helium

'Light refreshments now being served'

'This is not the kind of perk I had in mind.'

Monk and children

"I can't take you anywhere!"

Yoga birthday.

COVID Deaths

Balloons On Barbell.

"That was fun- we should do New Year's more often."

"That's why they call him the kid."

"I have this crazy dream in which I'm the star of the Thanksgiving Day Parade."

Helium Parachute

"Whenever I'm feeling down, I throw myself a parade."

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

"Thiiiings! Things instead of money!"

Comic Book Balloons

"Congrats! You did it, you made it through the day! You can watch a little TV as a treat."

Why Isaac Newton didn't discover helium

Balloons

Happy Birthday. Sorry I'm late... I got lost on the way here.

"The president wants your helium for a national emergency."

"Fred...must you blow everything out of proportion?"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'You're not nearly as grim as I thought you'd be.'