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The Prison Footballer

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

350 Feet.

Perils of the double play.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'OK, now let's switch places.'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

I love Basketball.

Extra innings.

Official Team Cap With Beard

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

Baseball Dreams

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

"Did you honestly expect our couples therapist to know when Jacoby Ellsbury will be off the disabled list?!"

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"Get the meat loaf—I hit it out of the park today."

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

A Masked Ball

Baseball breaking the fourth wall of the cartoon panel.

'Do you ever get the feeling that baseball is a national obsession?'