Baldness Mugs

'The dog's scooting on your rug.'

'Your mother reckons you look like your baby photos now without your dandruff, dear.'

'Doctor how can I avoid falling hair?'

'Please visit my website.'

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"This one is called 'Hell Toupee'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

Snail Pattern Balding.

The barber

Balding gnomes

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

Baldness Facts

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

Bald man with a brush on his head

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

There's a zip code on your head. It's mail pattern baldness.

All I know is, your Rogaine's all chewed up, and the cat's been coughing like crazy.

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

'Worst case of premature baldness I've ever seen.'

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

'The only thing that stops hair falling is the floor.'

"Operator, get me my hair!"

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"