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Hair Transplants/A new you... Barber/A new you unplugged.

In the Guru District

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.'

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

Discomfort zone.

"The fifth wine has bright apple and pear notes, with just the barest hint of a blinding headache."

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

A Good Year.

"What would you serve with toast?"

The Finding Yourself Hour.

The Chicken of the North

Male Mid-Life Myth--The Hair Fairy

Flying carpet

Whale Pattern Balding

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

'I use that to check for combovers.'

'Closed.'

"I'm hoping that someday I might be reunited with my biological hair."

Larry Was Into Fine Wines.

"Who'd want to Retire...what would you do with your time?...Apart from spend time with your kids...see all those places you always promised you would...be the person you want to be...have a life!"

'Are we there yet Dad?'

Release.

Whale Pattern Balding,