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In the Guru District

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Father and son with matching beer crates.

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.'

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

'That's a tough question. I suppose I should be served with a dry red.'

Discomfort zone.

The Finding Yourself Hour.

"What would you serve with toast?"

A Good Year.

"The fifth wine has bright apple and pear notes, with just the barest hint of a blinding headache."

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

The Chicken of the North

Flying carpet

Whale Pattern Balding

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

Male Mid-Life Myth--The Hair Fairy

'Closed.'

'I use that to check for combovers.'

Larry Was Into Fine Wines.

"I'm hoping that someday I might be reunited with my biological hair."

"Who'd want to Retire...what would you do with your time?...Apart from spend time with your kids...see all those places you always promised you would...be the person you want to be...have a life!"

'Are we there yet Dad?'

Whale Pattern Balding,