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'Are we there yet Dad?'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'Are we broke yet?'

Sister Cities

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Street signs you don't want to see.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Down on Bourbon Street...

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Confused drivers

Wide Load.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Suburban street.

"When did you first notice your wife was missing?"

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

Car Journey.

Route 666.

"It's marzipan pigs."

'Oh course!'

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Do not pass.

"Honey, check it out! It’s Thelma and Louise."

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

'Are we there yet?'

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

"Oh shut up."