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'Are we there yet Dad?'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Are we broke yet?'

Sister Cities

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Street signs you don't want to see.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Down on Bourbon Street...

Confused drivers

Wide Load.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

Car Journey.

"It's marzipan pigs."

Suburban street.

"When did you first notice your wife was missing?"

Route 666.

'Oh course!'

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Santa Harley

Do not pass.

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

"Oh shut up."

'Are we there yet?'

"Honey, check it out! It’s Thelma and Louise."