Balding Journey T-Shirts

Flying carpet

"Be creative...!"

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Male Pattern Baldness

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

Lion Toupee

'I use that to check for combovers.'

Whale Pattern Balding

Male Mid-Life Myth--The Hair Fairy

"I'm hoping that someday I might be reunited with my biological hair."

Hair loss comb.

"Who'd want to Retire...what would you do with your time?...Apart from spend time with your kids...see all those places you always promised you would...be the person you want to be...have a life!"

Whale Pattern Balding,

Budget Toupees.

"All I know is there are no do-overs, but there are comb-overs."

"Do you want it parted in the middle?"

"You can't join the Federal Witness Protection Program just to eep your friends from seeing your bald spot."

'Don't be silly- it doesn't bother me that you're going prematurely piebald,'

'Oh my God!! My hair's falling out!!'

'Are those plugs, Carl?'

Hair Transplants/A new you... Barber/A new you unplugged.

Balding man at the hairdresser's

"Ambitions... To have a bad hair day."

Man's Hair Flies Off When Doctor Tests His Reaction

"Your hair count is dangerously low."

"He wants some hair restorer for his birthday."

"Ok - what makes you so sure that it's a wig??"

'No, we're not religious. Sam just wears that cap to hide his bald spot.'