Bald Icon Fan Gifts

Operation Chrome Dome.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

'Well, it was in 1990 that I started to think I didn't exist.'

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

'Nothing on this planet - Just barren wasteland...'

Narcissus

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

SANTA'S WORKSHOP, 'About that breath of yours -- maybe you should consult the Tooth Fairy.'

"I guess I wished upon the wrong star."

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

Hair club for men.

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

Hair Replacement.

'Your wife called. She said she found your toupee on the kitchen floor, next to a saucer of milk.'

Custer's Last Strand

'Are you the original, or just one of his clones?'

Two people fencing one says: 'Toupee!'

Graceland Tours: Ironic/Non-Ironic

'Stop running your fingers through my hair, Rita.'

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight..."

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

Hamlet.

"Last year his hair began to recede, then it was gone. I think it has something to do with global warming."

'And how would sir like it cut today?'

"We can do hair plugs, but did you know today we're having a sale on solar panels?"

"Well, sir - shall I plait em, count em or shall we just make do with a polish?"

'I can feel a hundred eyes drilling into my bald spot.'

Wife lifts husband's toupee to clean his head.