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"Give me the Vin Diesel."

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Operation Chrome Dome.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

'Well, it was in 1990 that I started to think I didn't exist.'

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

'Nothing on this planet - Just barren wasteland...'

Andy Warhol

SANTA'S WORKSHOP, 'About that breath of yours -- maybe you should consult the Tooth Fairy.'

"Isn't it time you shaved that off?"

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

"I guess I wished upon the wrong star."

Narcissus

Hair club for men.

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

Hair Replacement.

'Your wife called. She said she found your toupee on the kitchen floor, next to a saucer of milk.'

"My opinion? The back hair comb-over isn't fooling anyone."

Custer's Last Strand

'Are you the original, or just one of his clones?'

Two people fencing one says: 'Toupee!'

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight..."

Graceland Tours: Ironic/Non-Ironic

'Stop running your fingers through my hair, Rita.'

Alopecia Clinic...

Hamlet.

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

"Last year his hair began to recede, then it was gone. I think it has something to do with global warming."

"We can do hair plugs, but did you know today we're having a sale on solar panels?"

'I can feel a hundred eyes drilling into my bald spot.'

"Well, sir - shall I plait em, count em or shall we just make do with a polish?"

'And how would sir like it cut today?'