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Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

Critisize your weight.

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Rising Gas Prices

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"Money is life's report card."

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

"Now the board will hear from Todd from Accounting with his free verse composition 'My Mistress, Brash and Beguiling – the Third Quarter Numbers.'"

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"Want to trade banks with me?"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'I called you in to talk to you about your son not being able to sit still.'

'Frankly, I don't see a problem. By its very nature inherited wealth entitles you to be second-rate.'

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."