Balance Whisperer Prints

Multitasking

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

Critisize your weight.

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

Rising Gas Prices

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"Money is life's report card."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

"Now the board will hear from Todd from Accounting with his free verse composition 'My Mistress, Brash and Beguiling – the Third Quarter Numbers.'"

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"Want to trade banks with me?"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'I called you in to talk to you about your son not being able to sit still.'

Ask Mister Buck: Financial Expert. "Dear Mister Buck, Is it true that 'money talks'?" Yes, and it drowns out everything else!

"Investment strategy - fear."

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

'Frankly, I don't see a problem. By its very nature inherited wealth entitles you to be second-rate.'