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Accounting/Creative Accounting/Stunt Accounting

Ice skater

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

Mediation Process

Take a bow!

Bow

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

Fitness Course.

"Somehow I thought they'd be a bit SCARIER."

Cinderella

TWIN-KILLING CHOREOGRAPHY

City & Western.

'After a cursory examination, the outside auditor is demanding his money up front.'

'They think it's Pavlova.'

Menace.

Soccer players off the field.

Takes a bow...

Ballet Couple

Nosferatutu.

"Baldo, have you finished your homework?"

'He celebrates the fiscal New Year.'

'Hello, Smudgekins and Smollet, creative accountants, how may I help you?'

'I know the club is broke, but this is going too far.'

Christmas Ballet Tree.

"Yes, I said creativity is good. But not with the balance sheets."

'City bonuses cut by a third.'

"Have you included the loss of my reputation?"

"Can't talk right now - we're in the middle of a fiction-writing workshop."

Like so many other unsigned artists. . .Ron's passion was to sing in the nude!

Accounting: Fiction and Non-Fiction.

'Tennis'

Lilac Fairy from Sleeping Beauty

Odette cries! Swan Lake

Katrina became a ballerina just so she could justify her chain smoking and fad dieting.