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"I knew it was a mistake to order our wedding cake from your ex-husband's bakery!"

Any time is cake o'clock

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

'Sorry Gav, it takes more than a wet shirt to look like Mr Darcy.'

"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV."

"So we've got the cute Asian and they did the student that was the old out of shape ex military type?"

Cottage cupcakes.

Hands off!

How your grandparents act vs. how your grandparents vote.

"I've been on the hip and thigh diet."

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, and ironically, there's also a crouton in my s**t."

'Quit chewing tobacco? But that's the only source of fiber I get.'

Woman on scales.

'Aw - cute!'

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."

Kitchen chef

"Dear God, noooooo oooo!" "The Oreo tragedy"

"I knew it."

Chef bringing inmate a cake.

"That's not a...'Sorry honey I burned the dinner' look. That's a...'I meant to burn the dinner and you're gonna eat it because you forgot our anniversary' look."

'Can you send this back to the kitchen. It's cold.'

Shame on You.

'You've been on a diet and lost six kilos...Well I think I have found them!'

'It's a blackmail note - Someone saw me going into that Fish-and-Chip shop!'

'Oh,do grow up - dinner wasn't that late.'

'What are you saying?'

"I guess we didn't know the Muffin man after all."

My mum likes watching costume dramas.