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"I knew it was a mistake to order our wedding cake from your ex-husband's bakery!"

Any time is cake o'clock

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

'Sorry Gav, it takes more than a wet shirt to look like Mr Darcy.'

"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV."

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, and ironically, there's also a crouton in my s**t."

"I've been on the hip and thigh diet."

How your grandparents act vs. how your grandparents vote.

Hands off!

Cottage cupcakes.

'Quit chewing tobacco? But that's the only source of fiber I get.'

Woman on scales.

Kitchen chef

'Aw - cute!'

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."

"I knew it."

"Dear God, noooooo oooo!" "The Oreo tragedy"

Chef bringing inmate a cake.

'You've been on a diet and lost six kilos...Well I think I have found them!'

"That's not a...'Sorry honey I burned the dinner' look. That's a...'I meant to burn the dinner and you're gonna eat it because you forgot our anniversary' look."

Shame on You.

'Can you send this back to the kitchen. It's cold.'

'It's a blackmail note - Someone saw me going into that Fish-and-Chip shop!'

'What are you saying?'

'Well Shirley, you've got to be brave now... I fear that sun tan won't protect your cake from getting burned in the oven.'

'That's not funny. Howard...get your foot off the scale!'

"I guess we didn't know the Muffin man after all."