Baking Buffs In Strange Places Mugs

"I made a nice zucchini bread."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Cake Free Zone

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"Now how did she know?"

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

A Bun in the Oven.

Early Morning Roll Call.

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

'I don't care what the timer says - my nose says they're done.'

"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

Baker

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

I predict a huge fall followed by a lucrative job offer with a major cake baking company.

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

'We need more cake shows!'

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

'There, but for the grace of God, go I.'

"Why didn't you think of that before I put on the icing?"

Self-help videos: Buns of steel & Buns of brioche.

"You're losing your everything."

A seamstress with balloons

"It's an old family recipe - some flour and water, yeast, a little salt, mono calcium phosphate, polysorbate 60, calcium propionate..."

'The thought of your biscuits brings a lump to my throat.'

'Aw - cute!'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercise. I don't thing he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'