Bake-off Lovers Mugs

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Lesbian civil partnership.

Any time is cake o'clock

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

A Creature WAS Stirring

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"Now how did she know?"

Cut out and keep your own Chef

"I'm afraid you may contain traces of nuts."

'What are you baking?...Yay! Please can I lick the bowl?!...Nom!'

A Bun in the Oven.

Cake Walk.

'These are Martha's Camp Cupcake Muffins - and I've just ordered her new apron from the prison gift shop.'

"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

'I don't care what the timer says - my nose says they're done.'

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

"What happened to my piece of cake?"

"All the king's horses and all the king's men have voted for scrambled, sah!"

"Be careful, you don't wanna over-knead it."

'We need more cake shows!'

"But do your mittens smell like chocolate chip cookies?"