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"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'

'If you're out of quarterly earnings, I'll take the assets and liabilities breakdown.'

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

Placier.

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

Baker

Could you be a little bit more specific than an 'arm and a leg'?

"Management think staff need to use their initiative more, and they forwarded a 65 page memo on how they want you to do it."

"Why didn't you think of that before I put on the icing?"

He's going to help us with our late payers' problem.

Peripheral vision cow

"It's an old family recipe - some flour and water, yeast, a little salt, mono calcium phosphate, polysorbate 60, calcium propionate..."

'Please, no - not the live fettucini!'

"I married a girl with two mums and ended up with two mothers-in-law."

'The thought of your biscuits brings a lump to my throat.'

'Make Mother's Day shopping a piece of cake.'

"How many, 'This will go right to my hips' in a jelly donut?"

One of their favourite games was to pull the wool over their eyes.

I slept funny last night!

Grazer's block

Little Grannies Homebaked Cookies.

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'My father and mother never argue. My father doesn't live here.'

"Gosh grandma, you must be over a million in dog years!"

A Day at the Comics Bar