Bake-tastic Mom Gifts

Mum's Baking is best!

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Baking

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Granny with balanced pie chart

You're the icing on my cupcake!

Husband bakes a pie

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

Caricature: Nigella Lawson

Little chef.

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

"A little under done?"

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

'I'm going to bake you a sponge cake...where do we keep the sponges?'

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'

Mock Fight At The Bakery

"I'm afraid you may contain traces of nuts."

"I brought a pound cake in case they don't like the chum." Shark Hunting With Mom

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

She found baking helped enormously.

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"