Bake-tastic Mom Gifts

Mum's Baking is best!

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"It's called geometry, Mum."

Baking

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Granny with balanced pie chart

You're the icing on my cupcake!

Husband bakes a pie

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

Little chef.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

"A little under done?"

Instant Gratification Cafe.

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

Mock Fight At The Bakery

'I'm going to bake you a sponge cake...where do we keep the sponges?'

"I'm afraid you may contain traces of nuts."

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'

"I brought a pound cake in case they don't like the chum." Shark Hunting With Mom

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

She found baking helped enormously.