Bail Bondsman Pillows

'As to bond - while I personally have faith in your client the court cannot ignore the obvious risk of flight.'

'Our top story: Biker gang member wins release on bail. In other news, 15 witnesses develop amnesia.'

"Buddy Krell—bail bondsman to the stars."

'Today's session will be on bail bondsmen.'

'Today's session will be on bail bondsmen.'

'Today's session will be on bail bondsman.'

'I'm here for jumping my bond... Bail bond.'

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'It's no problem. Our union consists of retail clerks, cooks AND bail bondsmen!'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

Networking

"Bailiff."

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Model Building

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

50 Year Celebrations.

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

'Remember, don't discuss the case with the jurors.'

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

'Come to order' 'I'll have a burger, hold the mayo, and a large cola.'

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

Disorder in the Court!

Repossessions

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"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."