Bail Bondsman Mugs

'As to bond - while I personally have faith in your client the court cannot ignore the obvious risk of flight.'

'Our top story: Biker gang member wins release on bail. In other news, 15 witnesses develop amnesia.'

"Buddy Krell—bail bondsman to the stars."

'Today's session will be on bail bondsmen.'

'Today's session will be on bail bondsmen.'

'Today's session will be on bail bondsman.'

'I'm here for jumping my bond... Bail bond.'

Uptown Bail Bonds & travel agent, Community service in Hawaii or Virgin Islands.

'It's no problem. Our union consists of retail clerks, cooks AND bail bondsmen!'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

Networking

"Bailiff."

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Father and son with matching beer crates.

Model Building

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

'Remember, don't discuss the case with the jurors.'

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

'Come to order' 'I'll have a burger, hold the mayo, and a large cola.'

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

Disorder in the Court!

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

"We're a hedge fund, Mr Marney, so I'm putting your allocation at 30% stocks, 30% bonds, and 40% bushes."