Business Bonders Mugs

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

The day the stock market went UP.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

Networking

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

D.I.Y with dad.

wealth investment

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

Father and son with matching beer crates.

Model Building

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

'I handle commodities and Dietrich here specialises in stocks and bonds.'

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

"We're a hedge fund, Mr Marney, so I'm putting your allocation at 30% stocks, 30% bonds, and 40% bushes."

'After looking over your portfolio, I don't think 'enough' will be enough.'

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

'Happy anniversary! It's a season pass for us to go to marriage counseling.'

'The only thing better than a good friends is a good friend with chocolate. Got any?'