Bag Slinging Master Gifts

Jesse could swing a man bag like no other...

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"Tommy!"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Travelling

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Food deliverer's baby.

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

"Before we take you up to the ship, we need to examine the contents of your bag."

"Finally. The baby's asleep, the washing's done, I've finished cleaning the house..."

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'I juggle a family, a career, and three cell phones.'

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

Rocking Chairs

"Which free tote goes best?"

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."

"It is called, appropriately, 'The Carry-all' "

Bag Lady.

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

Mother leaves house with lawnmower: 'Have I forgotten something?' Father trying to mow lawn with baby buggy: 'Wait a minute!'

Commuter X-Ray