Bad Odors Pillows

Aromatherapy for Men

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

'My husband is all work and no play. Do you have anything that smells like an office?'

'Looks like another one of those days.'

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

Crappy Diem

"Let's get married and start a global pandemic."

'A Cow with REALLY bad breath'.

'Don't blame me for running off. I was just following odors.'

"Actually, I'm just coming down off a ind of surprising haircut, and I think I'll just hand around the house for a while."

Dept. of funny smells

One man and his dog odour spray.

"Whew ... now he needs some roll-on deodorant."

"Ah - the smell of untreated sewage in the morning."

Smelly fish.

"Don't call me at work. My gloves stink."

'Oh, look dear! He's following in your footsteps!'

'You stay on your side of the island until the rescue party arrives please!'

Acme Fertilizers - Man Smells Something Funny.

'He put 'odor eaters' in his shoes this morning.'

Smell No Evil

"I'll take your case, and those stage smells inn your backyard will be tracked down and eliminated."

'Take that thing outside. As if we don't stink enough.'

"No, for the last time, I don't smell 'something funny.' Perhaps you and I simply have a different sense of humor."

Mouse with tail in trap, "I've had a hell of a day!"

"That old woman is my best customer. She lives in a shoe."