Bad Odors Mugs

Aromatherapy for Men

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

Taking control of his opponent, Darren quickly slapped some deodorant on him.

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

"Ok, first off... ever have one of those days when you just can't seem to do anything right?"

'My husband is all work and no play. Do you have anything that smells like an office?'

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

'Looks like another one of those days.'

Crappy Diem

'A Cow with REALLY bad breath'.

"Let's get married and start a global pandemic."

'Don't blame me for running off. I was just following odors.'

"Actually, I'm just coming down off a ind of surprising haircut, and I think I'll just hand around the house for a while."

One man and his dog odour spray.

"Whew ... now he needs some roll-on deodorant."

Smelly fish.

"Ah - the smell of untreated sewage in the morning."

Dept. of funny smells

"Don't call me at work. My gloves stink."

'You stay on your side of the island until the rescue party arrives please!'

'Oh, look dear! He's following in your footsteps!'

'He put 'odor eaters' in his shoes this morning.'

Smell No Evil

'Take that thing outside. As if we don't stink enough.'

"I'll take your case, and those stage smells inn your backyard will be tracked down and eliminated."

Acme Fertilizers - Man Smells Something Funny.

"No, for the last time, I don't smell 'something funny.' Perhaps you and I simply have a different sense of humor."

The presents are nice, but for me the scent of a Christmas tree is the greatest gift of the holiday season!

Mouse with tail in trap, "I've had a hell of a day!"