Bad Smell Expert Mugs

"Don't call me at work. My gloves stink."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Aromatherapy for Men

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

Cheese Secret

A consumer guide to cheese.

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

"Still having some problems with the halitosis Mr Bobbins?"

'You rang?'

"Yeah, it's completely irrational, but the smell of freshly baked bread makes me salivate too..."

LOVENUTS: 'We were irresistibly attracted to each other's smells,' says Jo-Jo.

"To compensate for the immediate depreciation of your new car, you get a year's supply of new car smell aerosol spray."

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

'Push the smoked turkey, the smoked ham, the smoked salmon...'

At the animal perfume fair.

'This new cover scent says it makes you smell like a tree.'

'Luck I forgot my deodorant this morning.'

"I can smell things you can't even begin to imagine..."

'Sarah, meet my carpool - mouth wash, hair spray and after shave.'

'A Cow with REALLY bad breath'.

Stinky fish

"Looks like Running Elk is vaping again."

Island Breeze Scented Air Fresheners.

Swines

"Ah - the smell of untreated sewage in the morning."

'He put 'odor eaters' in his shoes this morning.'

"This perfume's passed its 'smell by' date!"

"This shampoo is ruining all the great smells I rolled in on my walk!"

'You stay on your side of the island until the rescue party arrives please!'

At the underarm odor judge training program, something plucks a chord..."

Men's Fragrances

"I'll take your case, and those stage smells inn your backyard will be tracked down and eliminated."

'It's not wallpaper Maury. it's MOLD!'