Bad Smell Expert Prints

"Don't call me at work. My gloves stink."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Aromatherapy for Men

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

Cheese Secret

A consumer guide to cheese.

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

Right, like you're the first shrink to recommend aromatherapy.

"Still having some problems with the halitosis Mr Bobbins?"

LOVENUTS: 'We were irresistibly attracted to each other's smells,' says Jo-Jo.

'You rang?'

"Yeah, it's completely irrational, but the smell of freshly baked bread makes me salivate too..."

"To compensate for the immediate depreciation of your new car, you get a year's supply of new car smell aerosol spray."

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

'Push the smoked turkey, the smoked ham, the smoked salmon...'

At the animal perfume fair.

'This new cover scent says it makes you smell like a tree.'

'Sarah, meet my carpool - mouth wash, hair spray and after shave.'

'Luck I forgot my deodorant this morning.'

'A Cow with REALLY bad breath'.

"I can smell things you can't even begin to imagine..."

Gloria, what's a good remedy for garlicky hands? Rigatoni gloves.

"Looks like Running Elk is vaping again."

Island Breeze Scented Air Fresheners.

Swines

Stinky fish

"Ah - the smell of untreated sewage in the morning."

The Gingerbread Man Decides to Stop Running. Haven't you people ever heard of the 5-second rule?!

'He put 'odor eaters' in his shoes this morning.'

"This shampoo is ruining all the great smells I rolled in on my walk!"

At the underarm odor judge training program, something plucks a chord..."

'You stay on your side of the island until the rescue party arrives please!'

"This perfume's passed its 'smell by' date!"

Men's Fragrances

"I'll take your case, and those stage smells inn your backyard will be tracked down and eliminated."