Bad Joke Enthusiasts Gifts

"Sure you remember me. I'm the guy who collapsed here last night... right in front of your... and had to be rushed to the hospital."

Hollywood Sign Developers

"Why do they do that?"

Life is for the birds.

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

What's normal?

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Cord cutter

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"Eat me"

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"She's a miniature."

"Amateurs."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

Higher wisdom...

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"It's trickle down."

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."