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"Sure you remember me. I'm the guy who collapsed here last night... right in front of your... and had to be rushed to the hospital."

"Why do they do that?"

Life is for the birds.

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

What's normal?

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Cord cutter

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"Eat me"

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

Higher wisdom...

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"She's a miniature."

"Amateurs."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"It's trickle down."

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

Standard & Poor