Bad Haircut Survivor Mugs

'I'll have it cut like last time I was here...All different lengths around the front and back, a strange spikey bit on top and bald patches here, here and here!'

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"Absolutely not!"

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

"I'm here for the hair."

Military style hedgehog

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'He's having a bad feather day.'

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

Football haircuts.

"Thanks, but do you have anything stronger than 'have a nice day'?"

'So there I was thinking I was in lipo-sculpture, when really it was Colonic irrigation...anal vapour-blasting more like it'

Bad Hair Year

'You could always ask to be home-schooled until it grows back.'

"That's just great! The boat sank and it's hide tide. What else could go wrong?!"

'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'

'It isn't every day that a client gives me a free hand to be creative.'

"Shuffle Mode"

"The hair growth formula didn't help Bob...so we're trying it in the garden!"

'Probably one bad hair day too many!'

'Mammals will never amount to anything -- they're always having bad hair days.'

'Toupee !!'

Barber shaves a customer's head.

'International Poodle Contest.'

"What happened to you?"

"I know exactly what you want."

"Most of us around the clinic think that thing on your head is pretty cool."