Bad Day At Work Pillows

"Have you ever considered another line of work?"

'It's one of those days when point and click feels more like drag and drop.'

Did I have a bad day? Well, I had a full head of hair when I left this morning..

"The coffee machines weren't working! The computers weren't working! The employees weren't working!"

"Dang...this day feels never ending..."

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

"We do have flexible hours - once a year when the boss goes on vacation."

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend."

Gonna Suck

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

'I guess it's just one of those days.'

'So, does anyone else have a problem with the way I run this company?'

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

'One of those days, huh?'

'I'm sorry, Mr. Harris is not here. In fact nobody's here. I think it's a staff infection!'

'Phew! What a day I've had. Still, I don't suppose it can get any worse.'

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

'It just hasn't been my day.'

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

'You have know idea what I've been through today.'

"Walt won't be at work today - he's flipped on his back!"

'Take ten days off work.'

'Mr. Breeding won't be in today - so you people at the office have fun.'

"I'm had a miserable day, so I'd appreciate it if neither of you mention politics, wildfires or COVID."

'Next, they'll be taking our jobs.'