Bad Day At Work Pillows

"Have you ever considered another line of work?"

'It's one of those days when point and click feels more like drag and drop.'

Did I have a bad day? Well, I had a full head of hair when I left this morning..

"The coffee machines weren't working! The computers weren't working! The employees weren't working!"

"Dang...this day feels never ending..."

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

"We do have flexible hours - once a year when the boss goes on vacation."

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

Gonna Suck

"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend."

'So, does anyone else have a problem with the way I run this company?'

'One of those days, huh?'

'I'm sorry, Mr. Harris is not here. In fact nobody's here. I think it's a staff infection!'

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

'It just hasn't been my day.'

'Phew! What a day I've had. Still, I don't suppose it can get any worse.'

'You have know idea what I've been through today.'

'Mr. Breeding won't be in today - so you people at the office have fun.'

Henri's restaurant - Jacket and tie required (Doorman not wearing jacket or tie as it's his last day).

Behind Bars.

'Next, they'll be taking our jobs.'

"It's your work. Are you still sick or what?"

"Ms. Sherburn, could you bring me some scissors and another necktie please."