Stressful Day Pillows

'Bad Day?'

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

Mind-Fullness

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

Meditation

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Why am I running?

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"It's going to be one of those days."

'My poor darling! Did your boss put you under pressure again?'

"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

"Exercise? Does climbing the walls count?"

"Now, now, now, it can't be THAT bad."

'I suffer from depression too Ms Frost. Sometimes I'm not even motivated to get out of bed!'

When the going gets tough the tough gets going...and the rest hide in the washroom and cry.

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

'You're very tense today.'

Penny got carpal tunnel, and had to hunt and peck.

'This is your new office.'

"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend."

'Mother sent me back to school the minute I was feeling better.'

Workaholism is a disease. It can be cured.

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

'Creepy, yes. But on the other hand, he's never missed a deadline.'

'I guess it's just one of those days.'

'I'm sorry, Mr. Harris is not here. In fact nobody's here. I think it's a staff infection!'

"There...that chair, hidden by the plants...that's my secret happy place."

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!