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'Oh My Gawd.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Do Not Resuscitate

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Computer Expert

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

Woman and TV.

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

'I'm feeling a sense of conclusion here, so let's draw things to a close.'

Principles of Anaesthesia.

"Yay! School is done!!"

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

'How long did you try before calling?'

"What time is it mentally?"

Painter's Duel.

Drone Spray

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

Danger Noodle tho bored

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

Computer Virus

Everyone at a meeting has fallen asleep.

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

No fly zone

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'