Bad Breath Battler Mugs

'Oh My Gawd.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Do Not Resuscitate

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Computer Expert

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

Woman and TV.

'I love algebra class, it's the only time I get to have a really decent nap.'

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

'I'm feeling a sense of conclusion here, so let's draw things to a close.'

Principles of Anaesthesia.

Danger Noodle tho bored

Painter's Duel.

'How long did you try before calling?'

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

"Yay! School is done!!"

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

"What time is it mentally?"

Drone Spray

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

Computer Virus

Everyone at a meeting has fallen asleep.

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

No fly zone

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

Job Bored

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'