Bad Advice Buff Pillows

"I warned you about listening to Squawky there for navigational advice."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"I have no thumbs."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

Nice park. . .

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

"Let's text her, she'd like that."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

'Opponents of democracy, such as Chavez and Putin, want unlimited executive power and limits on the media.'

"It takes me only one drink to get drunk. Its either the seventh or eighth."

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"If you bring joy and enthusiasm to everything you do, people will think you're crazy."

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

"You always knew where you stood with him."

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

"9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer."

'So, I am all for Juncker!'

Mannequin protest

"I know so much that I don't know where to begin."

Gas Leak!

'It's the new guidance counselor. He's lost.'

We have boorish stocks for boorish times.

The institute.

'Fasten yourself to your seats please.'

E.U. Health Farm